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"Geez. Dude, is that steel wool?"

B.S.E., Foot and Mouth, CJD....

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

'Your Honor, my client is incontinent to stand trail...'

"...Houston, I repeat, Captain Schroeder has stepped in a cow pat..."

"No conifering, please."

"Like most of your proposals Pinkley ...it ain't gonna fly!"

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

Defensive Lineman

'I get a lot of job offers..'

Re-Tail.

I'm a Smart-Cow!

Moo like a Pirate Day

"So how often do you have these dreams about the axe?"

Kibosh farmin'

Exploding Dalmatian

Working from home.

'Dr. Jekyll, I understand you'll have a Mr. Hyde representing you?'

Chick escapes from egg prison.

'Stopped a shoplifter today. Caught him red-handed.'

Did you double dip?

"I said I think I pulled a hamstring."

'It's your basic 3D printer, innit?'

I love these guys! They make us look good!

A Cow Reversing

"I'm Eggspecting."

'Coulda Woulda Shoulda Inc.'

Rabbit spraying 'Hare Spray' on head.

Barnyard Motel. You'll get your (cursing symbols) wake-up call when I say you'll get your (cursing symbols) wake-up call.

Cow drink 'Cud' next to Cow drinking 'Cud Light'