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"Geez. Dude, is that steel wool?"

B.S.E., Foot and Mouth, CJD....

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

'Your Honor, my client is incontinent to stand trail...'

"No conifering, please."

'I get a lot of job offers..'

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

"Like most of your proposals Pinkley ...it ain't gonna fly!"

Defensive Lineman

Moo like a Pirate Day

"So how often do you have these dreams about the axe?"

Exploding Dalmatian

Working from home.

Kibosh farmin'

Chick escapes from egg prison.

'Dr. Jekyll, I understand you'll have a Mr. Hyde representing you?'

'Stopped a shoplifter today. Caught him red-handed.'

'Coulda Woulda Shoulda Inc.'

'It's your basic 3D printer, innit?'

A Cow Reversing

I love these guys! They make us look good!

Did you double dip?

"I said I think I pulled a hamstring."

"I'm Eggspecting."

Rabbit spraying 'Hare Spray' on head.

Cow drink 'Cud' next to Cow drinking 'Cud Light'

"He's right, Humpty. You don't have a leg to stand on."

I see we've hit our 'default' setting!