"So how often do you have these dreams about the axe?"
Poultry Pun Aficionado Gifts
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Chick escapes from egg prison.
The Rooster Comedian.
Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.
"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"
Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.
Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.
"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."
"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."
'Honey, the babysitter's here.'
'Tasty bird.'
"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."
'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'
'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'
"Gesundtheit, Dear."
"Mum, what is a nugget?"
'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).
Chicken Funeral Planning.
"Wanna get pigeon holed?"
"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"
The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls
Suddenly, the line went dead.
"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"
"Cooky was askin' about you again."
"I'm being promoted in the company's pecking order."
'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'
"Dayum. She bootylicious."
"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."
'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'
'And stop making that stupid clucking sound'
Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.
'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'
'I get a lot of job offers..'
"Like most of your proposals Pinkley ...it ain't gonna fly!"
'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'
Poultry Pun Aficionado Gifts Collection
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Poultry Pun Aficionado Pillows
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Poultry Pun Aficionado Prints
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