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'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Food fight!'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"Start talking."

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"Guac-A-Mole"

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

What on earth are you doing? Well, you wanted battered sausage, didn't you?

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

Moo like a Pirate Day

'Miaow??'