Nuclear Power Plant Worker Gifts

For temporary relief of symptoms due to cold or flu. May cause drowsiness. Use caution when operating machinery.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Marry me astronaut

Blue Origin

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Industrial Beautification van

Nuclear energy.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

"...Houston, I repeat, Captain Schroeder has stepped in a cow pat..."

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

'We're creating more green jobs from cleaning up our toxic spills.'

Pipeline bends around a bear.

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

"I'm hoping to retrain as a diamond."

Red Tulip N-Power Plant

Power Station

WW Global Bank: 'No wonder you're another day older, and deeper in debt, you can't earn a profit loading number nine coal!'

TV screen: 'It's 10pm - do you know how the US power grid is holding up?'

Awareness!...

Nuclear Processing Plant - Welcome to the workforce.

"Several industrial plants are having to close because energy costs are outstripping revenues and because employees can no longer afford to drive to work at gas prices of five euros a liter..."

"It's ok - Trump's talking about aluminum"

New Uses For Excess Coal

'Is that allowed, meat and plastic together in the same ground?'

Santa Trump's Chimney's Accident