Utility Workers Gifts

In a grave yard one tombstone says, 'Buried Cable.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Neversource"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

Electricity Bills

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Gas Bill

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

A Utility Knife.

Energy Bills

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

Pipeline bends around a bear.

Duel Fuel?

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

Call before you dig!

'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?'

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

The World wasting water.

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'

"What a beautiful day."