Utilities Worker Pillows

The World wasting water.

'Water has become so scarce, we've had to dilute it...!'

"I'm sensing that you have a job that carries a great amount of power."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Neversource"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Electricity Bills

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

Cleaning service on skates.

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

Energy Bills

A Utility Knife.

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

Pipeline bends around a bear.

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

Duel Fuel?

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

Call before you dig!

'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?'

"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'

"What a beautiful day."

'Hello George old boy! I wonder if you and Margaret would be interested in buying your gas and electricity from us?' - (Power Station in garden)

"You know damn well that E-on wrote to us months ago, and what did you do? Precisely nothing!"