Water Utility Worker Pillows

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

Yorkshire Water plc "Time to take a leak gentlemen?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Water company bonus.

"It's trickle down."

The Milky Way (Detail)

"Neversource"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

Electricity Bills

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Urban lunch

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

Accountants can be fun!

City & Western.

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

"The beginning of another urban legend."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

A Utility Knife.

The Manhattan Triangle

Financial Pirates

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

Unglamourous job, but with massive rewards. How about the city?