Plumbing Company Workers Pillows

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Water company bonus.

"Neversource"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

Electricity Bills

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

Plumbing Company Executive

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

A Utility Knife.

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

"I quit going to sea, and now I'm a plumber's helper."

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

Call before you dig!

Power Station

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"

"...And of course, I'm Corgi registered."

The World wasting water.

Awareness!...

"What a beautiful day."

Swimmers sewage warning

"The grossest thing you can imagine is being shoved feet first into an 'icky' spiderweb...are you kidding me?"

"Phone my wife and tell her she can buy that new car!"