Plumbing Company Workers T-Shirts

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Water company bonus.

"Neversource"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

Electricity Bills

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

Plumbing Company Executive

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

A Utility Knife.

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

"I quit going to sea, and now I'm a plumber's helper."

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

Call before you dig!

"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"

Power Station

"...And of course, I'm Corgi registered."

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

The World wasting water.

Awareness!...

"What a beautiful day."

Swimmers sewage warning

"Phone my wife and tell her she can buy that new car!"