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Plumbing Company Executive

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Radiator jazz player

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Water company bonus.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"It's trickle down."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Lazy plumber.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'