Water Department Employee Pillows

Water Department.

Water Department Flood

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Water company bonus.

"It's trickle down."

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

"Well, the drought is over."

Dutch Boy With Finger In Dyke

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

'So we meet again...'

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

Water Feature 2006.

The Source of the Thames...

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

"What a beautiful day."

Swimmers sewage warning

In the future, wars will be fought over water

Confound it - doesn't anybody want to taste it?

Your Private Water Company: Out of Sight Out of Mind

'If you drink up, there will be plenty more where that came from.'

California drought decree

Yorkshire Water - "Time to take a leak Gentlemen ?"

"We have to discover who's dumping clean water into our sewage."

'Verger, give me a hand to move the font over a bit. . .'

'Water has become so scarce, we've had to dilute it...!'