Utility Company Employees Mugs

You should live within your means like I do, Henderson.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Water company bonus.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"Neversource"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

Electricity Bills

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Home Heating Oil

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

A Utility Knife.

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

Energy Bills

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

Duel Fuel?

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

Call before you dig!

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"