Utility Company Manager Mugs

Utility Companies Managers.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Water company bonus.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"It's trickle down."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"Neversource"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

Electricity Bills

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

Plumbing Company Executive

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

A Utility Knife.

Energy Bills

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

Duel Fuel?

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

Call before you dig!

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

'I don't know -- maybe we should check the fuse box.'

The World wasting water.

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'