Utility Company Manager Prints

Utility Companies Managers.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Water company bonus.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"It's trickle down."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"Neversource"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

Electricity Bills

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

Plumbing Company Executive

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

Energy Bills

A Utility Knife.

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

Duel Fuel?

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

Call before you dig!

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

'I don't know -- maybe we should check the fuse box.'

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

The World wasting water.