Utility Manager Prints

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

Duel Fuel?

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"We'd like to name the new sewage disposal plant after you."

Thames water debts

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the new chairman of Mammoth Utilities?"

'So much for energy saving.'

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

'They've redesigned the gas bill to make it clearer and easier to understand!'

Saving water

Energy Bills

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"Neversource"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Electricity Bills

"Well, the drought is over."

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

A Utility Knife.

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

Call before you dig!

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"

'I don't know -- maybe we should check the fuse box.'

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

The World wasting water.