Utility Management Mugs

As the earth's temperature rises, shouldn't my heating bill fall?

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

You should live within your means like I do, Henderson.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"Neversource"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Electricity Bills

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

A Utility Knife.

Energy Bills

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

Duel Fuel?

Call before you dig!

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"

'I don't know -- maybe we should check the fuse box.'

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

The World wasting water.

'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'

"What a beautiful day."