Utility Management Pillows

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

You should live within your means like I do, Henderson.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Neversource"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

Electricity Bills

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

Energy Bills

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

A Utility Knife.

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

Duel Fuel?

Call before you dig!

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

'I don't know -- maybe we should check the fuse box.'

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

The World wasting water.

'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'

"What a beautiful day."

'Hello George old boy! I wonder if you and Margaret would be interested in buying your gas and electricity from us?' - (Power Station in garden)

"Isn't that the chap we put in charge of the 'energy conservation'?"

"It's either a cannabis farm or they're heavily into AI!"