Utility Managers Pillows

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"Neversource"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

Electricity Bills

Gas Bill

"Well, the drought is over."

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

Energy Bills

A Utility Knife.

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

Duel Fuel?

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

Call before you dig!

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

'I don't know -- maybe we should check the fuse box.'

"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"

The World wasting water.

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'

"What a beautiful day."

"Isn't that the chap we put in charge of the 'energy conservation'?"

"You know damn well that E-on wrote to us months ago, and what did you do? Precisely nothing!"

"It's either a cannabis farm or they're heavily into AI!"