'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'
Energy Manager Pillows
Bring comfort and charm to their workspace or home with a pillow that celebrates their role as an energy manager. A cozy reminder of their vital work in sustainable energy management.
"Isn't that the chap we put in charge of the 'energy conservation'?"
'I don't know -- maybe we should check the fuse box.'
"I'm Doc, and there's Dopey, Bashful, Sneezy. . . .Mr Peabody who deals with carbon and energy management."
'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'
The Solar System (after deregulation)
'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'
Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys
'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'
The Not-So Smart Meter
'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'
Fuel bill gone through the roof
"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."
Nuclear generation of energy.
Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.
"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."
City Windfarms.
"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."
Dept. Sustainable Energy.
'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'
"Neversource"
Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.
In the future, wars will be fought over water.
'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'
"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."
Green Energy used to power polluting industries
Critical Ethanol report
'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'
Is this what they call inherent safety?
"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."
Electric car
Sustainability
"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."
"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."
Smart Arse Meter
Energy Manager Pillows Collection
Energy Manager Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for energy managers, blending humor and admiration to brighten their mornings.
Energy Manager Prints
Decorate their workspace with prints that highlight their role as energy managers, combining humor and professionalism in eye-catching designs.
Energy Manager T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts designed for energy managers, featuring witty slogans and clever graphics that celebrate their profession in style.