Energy Manager Pillows

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

"Isn't that the chap we put in charge of the 'energy conservation'?"

'I don't know -- maybe we should check the fuse box.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Nuclear generation of energy.

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

City Windfarms.

"Neversource"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

Critical Ethanol report

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

Sustainability

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Electric car

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Is this what they call inherent safety?

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Smart Arse Meter

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.