Energy Master Pillows

I think you've got the hang of peng now...but you may want to start contracting before we run out of room...

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"Here's the problem."

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Critical Ethanol report

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Where clean coal comes from.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Nuclear energy.

"But is it renewable...."

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Woo-hoo!"

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."