Energy-saving Expert Pillows

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

Impossible to stop Global Warming.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

Windmill Maintenance

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Home Heating Oil

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Propane Supply

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

Oil on Mars.

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'I just had a brilliant money-saving idea!'

The team leader conserved energy at odd moments.

'Environmentalist!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

Low oil prices.

Bad Idea #24: tanning under a solar powered sun lamp.

'Come in - Margaret's just switched to a cheaper energy supplier!'

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

Nord Stream 2

'ALP Electric Company'

New Bulb Saves Energy.

Sorry, what did you say? This new double glazing will be good for noise reduction!

'It's kind of disappointing that they make solar energy panels.'

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

'I was going to make a pledge, not to turn on my Furnace before November first...But then I got cold feet.'

'I just had an idea!...'