Energy-saving Expert Prints

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

Impossible to stop Global Warming.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Windmill Maintenance

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

Propane Supply

Home Heating Oil

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

Oil on Mars.

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'I just had a brilliant money-saving idea!'

The team leader conserved energy at odd moments.

'Environmentalist!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'Didn't ya hear? To save energy we have to keep the thermostat at 1,100 degrees instead of 1,200 degrees!'

Nord Stream 2

'Come in - Margaret's just switched to a cheaper energy supplier!'

Low oil prices.

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

Bad Idea #24: tanning under a solar powered sun lamp.

'ALP Electric Company'

New Bulb Saves Energy.

Sorry, what did you say? This new double glazing will be good for noise reduction!

'It's kind of disappointing that they make solar energy panels.'

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'