Energy Saver Guru Pillows

'Didn't ya hear? To save energy we have to keep the thermostat at 1,100 degrees instead of 1,200 degrees!'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

That one has all the batteries!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Roasting the Moneybox

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Bio Fuels.

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"We're going to need more pets."

A gap between the solar panels

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Global warming

The Heating Oil Problem.

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

There's no real oil emergency...

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."