Energy Saver Enthusiast Pillows

'It's ugly but uses far less energy.'

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

That one has all the batteries!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Late/Too Late.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

AA Meeting Here Today

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Failure/Due Diligence

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'It's come to my notice, Simpson, that YOU'RE the glitch in the system.'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

'Apparently you can't fire everybody and still maintain productivity.'

Nuclear generation of energy.

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Risky, but I like it!'

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'