Energy Efficiency Enthusiast Pillows

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Dusting Off 101 Ways To Conserve Energy Book

'It's a box of candles from the power company, with a letter about brown outs.'

'I just had an idea!...'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'I'm doing my bit for energy conservation, by washing at only thirty degrees.'

Heat this winter.

"Given the constant increase in energy prices, perhaps we should hope for...climate change."

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

Island windfarming

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

High electrical consumption

'They've redesigned the gas bill to make it clearer and easier to understand!'

"What have you got that will help me unwind?"

Heating Bill Prison

"We installed the lights so the solar panels continue to work through the night."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"It must cost a fortune to heat this place."

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

'If only we could heat the house with his hot air.'

'Come in - Margaret's just switched to a cheaper energy supplier!'

'I just had a brilliant money-saving idea!'

Family arguments about leaving heating and lighting on are becoming more common!

Energy bills rise

"In the end, I chose not to wait to be phased out."

"I think we're beginning to chip away at the stigma."

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter