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I think you've got the hang of peng now...but you may want to start contracting before we run out of room...

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

Nuclear generation of energy.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"Here's the problem."

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Critical Ethanol report

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"But is it renewable...."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

Nuclear energy.

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"Woo-hoo!"

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.