"Maybe we should consider changing our weather provider?"
Utility Provider Pillows
Add a playful touch to their space with pillows featuring funny, appreciative messages for utility providers. Perfect for home or office, these cushions celebrate their essential role with humor and warmth.
"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."
The Solar System (after deregulation)
The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.
Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.
'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'
Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.
"Neversource"
"Read me one more, Daddy!"
Man Looking Through Window
'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'
"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."
'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'
A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'
'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'
"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."
"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."
Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.
A Utility Knife.
Energy Bills
Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.
Duel Fuel?
New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.
A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.
Call before you dig!
Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?
"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"
"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"
'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'
DIY Bed&Breakfast
The World wasting water.
'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'
"What a beautiful day."
Wolf to howling wolf: 'Wow! Great signal! Who's your communications provider?'
'Hello George old boy! I wonder if you and Margaret would be interested in buying your gas and electricity from us?' - (Power Station in garden)
Utility Provider Pillows Collection
Utility Provider Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed specifically for utility providers. Perfect for daily coffee breaks or as a humorous gift to show appreciation for their essential work.
Utility Provider Prints
Decorate their space with prints that pay tribute to utility heroes. Bold, witty designs celebrate their crucial role with style and humor.
Utility Provider T-Shirts
Find the ideal t-shirt for any utility worker. Our funny, stylish designs make celebrating their vital role both fun and fashionable.