Utility Provider Gifts

"Maybe we should consider changing our weather provider?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"Neversource"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

Energy Bills

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

A Utility Knife.

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

Duel Fuel?

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

Call before you dig!

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

The World wasting water.

DIY Bed&Breakfast

'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'

"What a beautiful day."

Wolf to howling wolf: 'Wow! Great signal! Who's your communications provider?'

'Hello George old boy! I wonder if you and Margaret would be interested in buying your gas and electricity from us?' - (Power Station in garden)

"It's either a cannabis farm or they're heavily into AI!"