'Since getting this new refrigerator we've stopped impulse snacking and have lost weight.'
Electric Utilities Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone in the electric utility industry? Our collection features witty, eye-catching products that celebrate electricians, linemen, and industry professionals. Whether it’s for an engineer, technician, or service worker, these items bring a spark of humor and pride. Ideal for birthdays, appreciation, or just because, our designs turn industry pride into fun, wearable, or display-worthy gifts that light up any occasion.
"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."
The Solar System (after deregulation)
'He likes to power nap.'
"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"
'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'
The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.
Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'
Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.
'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'
Dept. Sustainable Energy.
"Neversource"
'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'
"Read me one more, Daddy!"
"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"
'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'
"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."
Plasma Ball
'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'
'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'
Electricity Bills
Benjamin Franklin.
Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity
Is his nickname "elecricity" because he's so dynamic? No, it's because he always takes the path of least resistance!
Energy trap.
Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.
'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'
". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."
Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!
Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!
'Truly,he's a great conductor.'
"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."
'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'
A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'
'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'
Electric Utilities Gifts Collection
Electric Utilities Mugs
Discover more witty and industry-inspired mugs that add humor and charm to their daily routine.
Electric Utilities Pillows
Find cozy, humorous pillows that bring a spark of personality to any room with electric utility flair.
Electric Utilities Prints
Browse wall prints that celebrate the electric industry with clever designs perfect for any industry enthusiast.
Electric Utilities T-Shirts
Explore our collection of electric utilities-themed t-shirts that combine wit, comfort, and industry pride.