Electric Utilities Gifts

'Since getting this new refrigerator we've stopped impulse snacking and have lost weight.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'He likes to power nap.'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"Neversource"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Plasma Ball

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Benjamin Franklin.

Energy trap.

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity

Electricity Bills

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'