Utility Company Employee Mugs

Energy providers go bust

"His energy provider went bust."

Sewage bill

'We need a bigger ramp up on those - it's still too steep to climb and count!'

Electricity Bills

"The local water and electric companies merged today, shocking investors."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Water company bonus.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"Neversource"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Home Heating Oil

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

Energy Bills

A Utility Knife.

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

Duel Fuel?

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

Call before you dig!

"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.