City Engineer Gifts

Planning Department.

'Set the green light to turn on . . . now!'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Pipe Dream.

"Who's got the hammer?"

Quality Control

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Here's the parking lot."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

New York Netherworld

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

The Milky Way (Detail)

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.