Civil Engineers Gifts

Inventing the road sign

Heavy Traffic.

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Construction Ahead Detour.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Young Frankenstein"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Hmph. College kids.'

"We've made great progress!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"What's a patent?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Thinking Gears

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

' A good idea '

The first car accident.

Light Bulb Moment