Civil Engineers Gifts

Inventing the road sign

Heavy Traffic.

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Construction Ahead Detour.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Young Frankenstein"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Albert Einstein

'Hmph. College kids.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"We've made great progress!"

"What's a patent?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Thinking Gears

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'I told you it would be useful.'

' A good idea '