Civil Engineer Gifts

A truck salts the road.

"We've decided to add forty floors."

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'On a clear day you can see the plush neo-classical offices of the bastards who designed these monstrosities.'

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

It was hard to put a price on progress. Real hard without a calculator.

Road work next 15 years.

'Maybe we should have had a feasibility study for underground parking by the pier.'

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

'He's a structural engineer.'

Civil engineer "Doesn't look very civil to me"

Road that goes off a cliff with a sign stating "We regret the error".

US Infrastructure Deteriorating

Self Serve Road Repair.

Town Planning Department

Speed Bumps.

'Excuse me, Sir - I wonder if you'd mind helping me with a survey....?'

"Somebody's screwed up...there's a bit of road here nobody's working on..."

"No, these are the community's complaints."

"The only problem with town planning is having to account for people."

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Spring Ahead.

House hanging on cliff with 'FILL WANTED' sign.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Roadworks next 400 years.

Toll Bridge: Cash/Tokens/No Cash or Tokens.

Hell - Good intentions paving. Apologise for any inconvenience.

Bumps in the road.

'Well, treat it again!'

Expect delays.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Department of Infrastructure