'I'm sorry, but zoning laws only allows roads made out of lo-cal gravel.'
Civic Engineer Gifts
Looking for a gift for a civic engineer? Our collection features clever and heartfelt items that acknowledge their vital role in shaping infrastructure and communities. Whether they work behind the scenes or lead large projects, these products add a dash of personality and pride to their daily routine. Perfect for birthdays, promotions, or just to say thank you, our gifts blend humor and admiration seamlessly.
"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."
'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'
Pipe Dream.
The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.
"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."
Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.
Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.
"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."
A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.
An informed voter is a good voter
'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'
IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba
Unanimous voting.
"Here's the parking lot."
Lanes Closed for the Hell of It
'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'
'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'
'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'
What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.
Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.
'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'
Hang in There Democracy!
Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.
"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."
"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"
'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'
"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"
'Guess they're still fixing the street.'
"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"
"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."
"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"
"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."
Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt
Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.
Civic Engineer Gifts Collection
Civic Engineer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for civic engineers — the perfect way to add some humor and pride to their daily coffee routine.
Civic Engineer Pillows
Discover our cozy pillows for civic engineers — ideal for adding a personal touch and professional pride to any space they frequent.
Civic Engineer Prints
Browse our collection of prints that honor civic engineers — stylish artwork that highlights their importance in building with humor and appreciation.
Civic Engineer T-Shirts
Check out our range of t-shirts that celebrate civic engineers — featuring clever designs and slogans that showcase their vital role with a touch of wit.