Civic Education Professional Gifts

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

An informed voter is a good voter

Unanimous voting.

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

Impotent Democracy

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

From Street Walker to Call Girl

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

Vote for Brown

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

You Want A Better World?

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

'Senator, maybe you should be more DISCREET about all this.'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"60 Fortune 500 companies paid no federal taxes last year. . . meanwhile, thanks to a lack of funding, I no longer get dessert in my meals on wheels."

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

Corrupt politicians,

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

Voter impatience.

'...But every once in a while...we manage to pass something!'

'I stopped paying attention to polls since a poll showed voters prefer someone who ignores the polls.'

'Gimme all your democracy!'

"In politics a lot more is said than is done. So I promise to 'say less' when I 'do less'."

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

Election Meddling

"Surely the realize that ethics laws just put us on the slippery slope of legislating morality."