Civics Educators Gifts

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Campaign for Plain English

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

The Evolution Of Man.

'Home Schooling'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

2016 election squabbles!

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

Best System in the World

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals