Civics Teacher Gifts

"I know all about civics! My mom drives one and says it's a nice car!"

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"While remarkably accurate, your answer should have been three branches of government, not the Three Stooges of Government."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Best System in the World

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

'Look ... A fresh one!'

'Why does each state have two senators?'

"Dang, Earl...you should run for the Senate!"

2016 election squabbles!

Man gets hit in the head by the 'V' in the word 'Vote'.

"Because that's what's at stake... our democracy."

"My report is on the three branches of government - checks, balances, and subpoenas."

"Now What?"

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

From Street Walker to Call Girl

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

'Senator, maybe you should be more DISCREET about all this.'

You Want A Better World?

Vote for Brown

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

'...But every once in a while...we manage to pass something!'

'Just like my family. Dad's the Congress, Mom's the President and Grandma's the Supreme Court.'

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

"When my distinguished colleague refers to the will of the 'people,' does he mean his 'people,' or my 'people'?"

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