"Think we could get anyone to buy our vote?"
Civics Scholar Gifts
Looking for a gift for your civics scholar? Whether they're passionate about government, history, or civics education, our collection offers witty and inspiring items that honor their interest in civic life. Perfect for students, teachers, or enthusiasts. Gift something that fosters their civic pride and curiosity!
"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."
A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution
"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."
'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'
How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023
Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!
"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"
"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."
"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."
'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'
American blood
2016 election squabbles!
How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023
Best System in the World
"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."
"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."
From Street Walker to Call Girl
'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'
US Gun Control Debates.
"The Second Amendment makes no mention of guns, Your Honor – my client steadfastly maintains his constitutional right to bear Arms."
"Now What?"
"Because that's what's at stake... our democracy."
Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'
'Senator, maybe you should be more DISCREET about all this.'
'...But every once in a while...we manage to pass something!'
"No one is prepared for life as a congressman. Just imagine it's your first day in junior high school."
"When my distinguished colleague refers to the will of the 'people,' does he mean his 'people,' or my 'people'?"
Trump and the American Constitution
Equal Time for All Christians
RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.
'Look ... A fresh one!'
"It's time for your daily constitution."
United States Constitution.
Democracy In Action
Civics Scholar Gifts Collection
Civics Scholar Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for civics scholars—each one brings humor and inspiration to their daily routine.
Civics Scholar Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate civics education, perfect for brightening up their space with a clever or inspiring touch.
Civics Scholar Prints
Browse through prints that highlight civic pride and education—great for inspiring any civics enthusiast’s workspace or home.
Civics Scholar T-Shirts
Check out our collection of civics-themed t-shirts, designed to showcase passion for government and civic duty with wit and style.