Civics Teacher T-Shirts

"I know all about civics! My mom drives one and says it's a nice car!"

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

'Look ... A fresh one!'

'Why does each state have two senators?'

"Dang, Earl...you should run for the Senate!"

2016 election squabbles!

Man gets hit in the head by the 'V' in the word 'Vote'.

"Because that's what's at stake... our democracy."

"My report is on the three branches of government - checks, balances, and subpoenas."

"Now What?"

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

You Want A Better World?

'Senator, maybe you should be more DISCREET about all this.'

'...But every once in a while...we manage to pass something!'

Vote Signal

'Just like my family. Dad's the Congress, Mom's the President and Grandma's the Supreme Court.'

"No one is prepared for life as a congressman. Just imagine it's your first day in junior high school."

"When my distinguished colleague refers to the will of the 'people,' does he mean his 'people,' or my 'people'?"

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

'The terms of my parole make it impossible for me to return to my seat in congress with known criminals.'

Who sets the budget?

Democracy In Action

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

The Shattered Shards of Democracy.

What did you know?/When did you know it?

Gridlock Valley