Civic Teacher Gifts

"I'd never want to be president. You'd have to wear a pantsuit."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

Hang in There Democracy!

2016 election squabbles!

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"Because that's what's at stake... our democracy."

Social Welfare next!

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"60 Fortune 500 companies paid no federal taxes last year. . . meanwhile, thanks to a lack of funding, I no longer get dessert in my meals on wheels."

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Now What?"

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

You Want A Better World?

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

'Remember your blood pressure, dear!...the Dr, warned about anything that would anger you, like this divided congress and their inability to compromise on things beneficial to the nation.'

'We'd like to have a look at the decimation of public services in the area.'

'...But every once in a while...we manage to pass something!'

'He joined the party in support of the police cuts.'

'Gimme all your democracy!'