Civic Teacher Gifts

"I'd never want to be president. You'd have to wear a pantsuit."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

2016 election squabbles!

Hang in There Democracy!

Best System in the World

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

From Street Walker to Call Girl

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

'Remember your blood pressure, dear!...the Dr, warned about anything that would anger you, like this divided congress and their inability to compromise on things beneficial to the nation.'

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

Vote for Brown

"60 Fortune 500 companies paid no federal taxes last year. . . meanwhile, thanks to a lack of funding, I no longer get dessert in my meals on wheels."

You Want A Better World?

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'We'd like to have a look at the decimation of public services in the area.'

"Now What?"

"Because that's what's at stake... our democracy."

Social Welfare next!

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'...But every once in a while...we manage to pass something!'

'He joined the party in support of the police cuts.'