Civic Educators Gifts

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

'Just like my family. Dad's the Congress, Mom's the President and Grandma's the Supreme Court.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Campaign for Plain English

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

An informed voter is a good voter

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Unanimous voting.

The Evolution Of Man.

'Home Schooling'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Didgeridoo

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Redecorating Easter Island.

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

From Street Walker to Call Girl

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

Impotent Democracy