Civic Educators Pillows

'Just like my family. Dad's the Congress, Mom's the President and Grandma's the Supreme Court.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Campaign for Plain English

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

An informed voter is a good voter

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Unanimous voting.

The Evolution Of Man.

'Home Schooling'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Didgeridoo

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Redecorating Easter Island.

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'