Civics Educators Pillows

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Campaign for Plain English

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

The Evolution Of Man.

'Home Schooling'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

2016 election squabbles!

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

"Congratulations! It's a pass."