Civic Education Professional Pillows

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

An informed voter is a good voter

Unanimous voting.

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

You Want A Better World?

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

Voter impatience.

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

"60 Fortune 500 companies paid no federal taxes last year. . . meanwhile, thanks to a lack of funding, I no longer get dessert in my meals on wheels."

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

Corrupt politicians,

'Senator, maybe you should be more DISCREET about all this.'

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

'...But every once in a while...we manage to pass something!'

'Gimme all your democracy!'

'I stopped paying attention to polls since a poll showed voters prefer someone who ignores the polls.'

"Surely the realize that ethics laws just put us on the slippery slope of legislating morality."

Vote Signal

Election Meddling

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

'They gave me ten years in the private sector!'