Structural Engineer Gifts

"Was that the sensitive spot you were telling me about?"

'Of course it's not a load-bearing wall!'

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

'He's a structural engineer.'

'...and this glorious cliff-top property has recently been reduced by fifty per-cent.'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Using Viagra to repair Leaning Tower of Pisa

Endless Construction

Graduation. It's the start of graduation season. Many students today have double majors. He studied law and literature because he liked the idea of "poetic justice." She earned degrees in structural engineering and international relations --- She'll literally and figuratively build bridges! With Botany and Psychology degrees, he'll be a therapist turning over a new leaf. And here comes a young woman who studied math and theology. She's a grateful person who always counts her blessings!

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'The Miracles of Suspension.'

Stressed Concrete

'That's subsidence Sir Bryan - The charts are over here.'

Scientists building a tower

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Young Frankenstein"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

The first car accident.

Pipe Dream.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Ascent of Machine.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'