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Urban Worker T-Shirts
Gift a t-shirt that captures the spirit of city living—stylish, witty, and designed for the busy urban professional who loves a good laugh and a sharp look.
"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."
'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'
"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."
"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."
"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.
Wifi in Hell
#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors
"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."
"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"
"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."
No Immediate Danger
"Did you remember to take the trash in?"
Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.
A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.
Packed like sardines
"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."
"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."
"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”
"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"
Is Driving Doomed?
Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.
"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."
"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."
"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
"The end of my favorite series is near."
Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7
Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right
Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair
"The dangers of texting while walking #17"
Urban Worker T-Shirts Collection
Urban Worker Mugs
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Urban Worker Prints
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