Maintenance Man Gifts

'Tell me...what IS in the pipeline?'

Dean liked to pill this stunt whenever he had a new partner.

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Crack of Don

Man rakes up leaves so he can have a comfy nap.

In Case of Broken Glass, Break Glass.

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

'...dam maintenance man Clark Wagner has a miraculous brainstorm.'

Breaking up with a handyman is hard to do.

Master Plumber

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

'Your dinner met with the plumber's approval.'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'This laughing gas leak is costing us big bucks, Jones! YOU'RE FIRED!'

Plasterer skimming a wall

Frank's trouble light lives up to its name.

Confused Plumber

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

'Just this tap to fit son, then the job is done.'

'At last! My long search is over... A plumber, I presume?'

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

'It's only a small water leak son, I'll fix it in the morning.'

'I got the key to the executive bathroom. They made me the official custodian.'

'I'd say your TV is in fine working order now, Mrs. Smith.'

'Good news, Herndon - we want you to stay on as maintenance man for the computer we replaced you with.'

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

"I'm pretty sure that's the plumber."

"Did you call someone to come test for margarine residue in the refrigerator?"

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"He loves his leaf blower."