Hallway Disciplinarian Gifts

Principal to teacher: 'You've got to get a handle on the screaming and running down the hall. I don't care how afraid you are of your students.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"Don't even think about it."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Cleaning Lockers.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"Use your phone once more during dinner...And I'll send you close-ups of my patients' wounds."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

"No, I said 'sit'."

"Mommy needs to get mad at you in a weird calm voice now."

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

"How do you feel about plea bargaining?"

"Worms."

Discipline at Doggy School

Teacher's Lounge

'I don't need to go to a gym. One of my classroom management strategies is to circulate frequently around the room. I figure I walk three miles a day.'

'The principal says her door is always open, until it slams shut when you're in there!'

Dog training tip: always make sure humans go through the doorways first.

"We tell our kids to drink, smoke, dabble in recreational drugs and get a tattoo. Because they always do exactly the opposite of what we say."

"You got off easy. They put me under house arrest."

Give a dog a bad name.....

'Our Damien was right, he is a very strict teacher!'

"Thank goodness, I always keep my person on a leash."

This house needs rules! ...so if you think of any you want to live by, just let us know.

Stupid cell phone. One more thing he hated about walking her yappy little dog.

'Your loyalty is unquestionable, but you just don't seem to be able to learn new procedures.'

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

'Can you believe I got a 'C' in English? And I was doing to good!'