Hallway Disciplinarian Pillows

Principal to teacher: 'You've got to get a handle on the screaming and running down the hall. I don't care how afraid you are of your students.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"Don't even think about it."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

Cleaning Lockers.

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Mega Corp. Last Rest Stop for 37 Doors.

"Mommy needs to get mad at you in a weird calm voice now."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

"Use your phone once more during dinner...And I'll send you close-ups of my patients' wounds."

"No, I said 'sit'."

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

"How do you feel about plea bargaining?"

Teacher's Lounge

"Worms."

Discipline at Doggy School

'I don't need to go to a gym. One of my classroom management strategies is to circulate frequently around the room. I figure I walk three miles a day.'

'The principal says her door is always open, until it slams shut when you're in there!'

"We tell our kids to drink, smoke, dabble in recreational drugs and get a tattoo. Because they always do exactly the opposite of what we say."

Give a dog a bad name.....

"You got off easy. They put me under house arrest."

Dog training tip: always make sure humans go through the doorways first.

'Our Damien was right, he is a very strict teacher!'

This house needs rules! ...so if you think of any you want to live by, just let us know.

Amazon Obstacle Course: Online Shopping Gamifies Your Building Entrance.

Stupid cell phone. One more thing he hated about walking her yappy little dog.

"Thank goodness, I always keep my person on a leash."

'Your loyalty is unquestionable, but you just don't seem to be able to learn new procedures.'

'Can you believe I got a 'C' in English? And I was doing to good!'