Hallway Decision-maker Gifts

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

Career Choices

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

Cleaning Lockers.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

Decision time

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

'I know you needed a career change, Dear, but we were doing so much better when you were an accountant!'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

High Tech/Low Tech.